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$1,000,000,000,000

Spend a Trillion Dollars

You have one trillion dollars. That is a one followed by twelve zeroes. Buy whatever you like โ€” the hard part is not getting rid of it, it is getting rid of all of it.

Pocket change

  • A banana

    $1

    The traditional unit of price comparison. Not that expensive.

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  • A pack of chewing gum

    $2

    The impulse buy that funds an entire industry.

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  • A postage stamp

    $3

    Moves a physical object across a country for less than a coffee.

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  • A rubber duck

    $4

    Programmers explain their code to these. It genuinely works.

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  • A flat white

    $5

    Your financial advisor thinks this is why you cannot buy a house.

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  • A pint of beer

    $6

    Price varies by roughly 400% depending on the postcode.

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  • A lottery ticket

    $7

    Statistically a voluntary tax. Buy several million and it becomes a strategy.

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  • A meal deal

    $9

    The single greatest achievement of British retail.

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  • A paperback novel

    $11

    Someone spent four years on this. You get it for eleven dollars.

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  • A domain name for a year

    $12

    You will renew it for nine years and never build the site.

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  • A cinema ticket

    $13

    Popcorn not included, obviously.

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  • An umbrella you will lose

    $14

    Average ownership period: eleven days.

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  • A phone case

    $16

    Protects a $1,199 device. Costs less than the meal deal you dropped on it.

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  • A cocktail

    $17

    Ninety cents of spirit and $16.10 of ambience.

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  • A large pizza

    $19

    The only item here that solves an actual problem.

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  • A plain t-shirt

    $23

    Will shrink to a crop top on the second wash.

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  • A houseplant you will kill

    $27

    It is not the watering. It is never the watering.

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  • A haircut

    $29

    Twenty minutes of work, six weeks of consequences.

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  • A taxi across town

    $31

    Surge pricing not included and definitely applying.

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  • A bottle of decent wine

    $37

    The exact point where the price stops correlating with the taste.

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  • A desk plant

    $41

    Slightly harder to kill. Slightly.

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  • A board game

    $47

    Four hours to learn, played once, shelved forever.

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  • An expensive candle

    $53

    Smells like "quiet library". Costs like a small library fine.

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  • A pair of jeans

    $63

    Pre-distressed, because doing it yourself takes years.

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  • A new video game

    $69

    You will play it for four hours and feel guilty for eleven months.

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  • A weighted blanket

    $79

    Twenty pounds of fabric pretending to be a hug.

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  • A pair of trainers

    $89

    Engineered for marathons. Used for standing near a fridge.

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  • A proper meal out

    $97

    Three courses, one bottle, and a small silence when the bill lands.

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  • An air fryer

    $109

    A small oven that convinced the entire world it was a new invention.

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  • A concert ticket

    $127

    Before fees. There are always fees.

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  • A year of Netflix

    $191

    Twelve months of scrolling, roughly nine hours of watching.

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  • Noise-cancelling headphones

    $349

    Purchased to focus. Used to hear a podcast about focus.

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  • A good office chair

    $429

    The one purchase on this page your spine will thank you for.

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  • A decent bicycle

    $470

    The one you will ride enthusiastically for two weekends.

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Normal life

  • A football season ticket

    $1,470

    Nine months of hope, sold in advance and non-refundable.

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  • A flagship phone

    $1,199

    Obsolete in eighteen months. By design.

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  • A very good mattress

    $1,150

    You spend a third of your life on it and bought it in nine minutes.

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  • A laptop

    $1,899

    Capable of rendering film. Used for spreadsheets and tabs.

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  • A serious espresso machine

    $2,890

    Pays for itself in 578 flat whites. You will make eleven.

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  • A two-week holiday

    $3,400

    Eleven months of anticipation, two weeks of sunburn.

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  • A garden shed

    $3,300

    Built for tools. Contains one bicycle and a spider dynasty.

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  • An engagement ring

    $5,247

    A marketing campaign from 1947 that never stopped working.

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  • A hot tub

    $6,800

    Used four times, then becomes an expensive garden feature.

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  • A reliable used car

    $8,900

    Boring, sensible, will outlive everything else in this list.

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  • A hair transplant

    $12,400

    A one-way trip to Istanbul and a slightly different forehead.

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  • A year of childcare

    $14,600

    Costs more than university and nobody warns you.

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  • A Rolex

    $19,750

    Tells the time about as well as the phone already in your pocket.

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  • A dog, lifetime cost

    $23,400

    Fourteen years of food, vets and joy. Worth every cent.

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  • A grand piano

    $24,000

    Comes with a lifetime supply of people asking you to play something.

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  • A kitchen renovation

    $27,500

    Quoted at six weeks. Take the over.

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  • An average wedding

    $31,000

    One day. Photographs of it: forever. Opinions about it: also forever.

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  • A home cinema

    $37,000

    A projector, nine speakers, and a room you will watch phone videos in.

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  • A small sailboat

    $43,000

    A hole in the water into which you pour money. Traditionally.

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  • A brand new car

    $48,750

    Loses a fifth of its value the moment you touch the accelerator.

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  • An electric car

    $58,300

    Silent, quick, and you will still talk about range at every party.

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  • A food truck business

    $92,000

    Your dream. Also a diesel generator that hates you.

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  • A camper van

    $78,500

    For the freedom of the open road and the reality of the campsite queue.

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  • A four-year degree

    $152,000

    Four years of your life and a lifetime of the payment plan.

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  • A coffee shop franchise

    $186,000

    Now you are the one charging five dollars for a flat white.

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  • A pallet of returned goods

    $2,700

    Could be electronics. Could be 900 phone cases. Nobody knows.

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  • A lifetime of daily coffee

    $137,000

    One flat white a day for seventy-five years. There is your house deposit.

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  • Thirty years of storage unit rent

    $54,000

    Storing furniture worth $900. This is a real thing people do.

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Rich person things

  • A Lamborghini

    $267,000

    Zero to sixty in under three seconds. Zero to speed bump: also three seconds.

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  • Gold-plate a car

    $250,000

    The car underneath is now the cheap part.

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  • A racehorse

    $340,000

    An animal that eats money and occasionally runs in the correct direction.

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  • A family house

    $420,000

    The thing everyone under forty keeps being told to stop failing to buy.

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  • A Ferrari

    $415,000

    You do not choose the colour. The waiting list chooses you.

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  • A one-bed London flat

    $780,000

    Forty-one square metres and a view of a different flat.

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  • A vineyard

    $2,100,000

    The fastest way to turn a large fortune into a small one.

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  • A Scottish castle

    $2,600,000

    Cheaper than a London flat. Considerably draughtier.

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  • A private submarine

    $2,700,000

    For when the superyacht feels insufficiently dramatic.

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  • A helicopter

    $3,800,000

    For when traffic is beneath you, literally.

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  • A dormant volcano

    $3,900,000

    Comes with a lair. Does not come with insurance.

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  • A city penthouse

    $4,200,000

    Spectacular views of people who cannot afford spectacular views.

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  • A small private island

    $6,500,000

    Now you own a beach and a very expensive boat problem.

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  • A retired Boeing 747

    $10,000,000

    Cheap to buy. The fuel bill is a second aircraft.

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  • An actual mansion

    $14,000,000

    Twenty-two bedrooms. You will use one.

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  • A Stradivarius violin

    $15,900,000

    The Lady Blunt went for this in 2011. It is a wooden box with strings.

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  • A Formula 1 car

    $16,500,000

    Illegal on every road. Useless anywhere else.

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  • A Banksy

    $23,000,000

    It may shred itself. That made the last one worth more.

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  • A T. rex skeleton

    $31,800,000

    Stan sold for exactly this at auction in 2020. To a museum, eventually.

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  • A giant statue of yourself

    $45,000,000

    History suggests this rarely ends well.

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  • A small ski resort

    $47,000,000

    You now personally care about snowfall. Deeply.

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  • A private jet

    $68,000,000

    The carbon footprint of a small town, in one convenient package.

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  • A Gulfstream G700

    $78,000,000

    The private jet for people who find private jets a bit cramped.

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  • A Van Gogh

    $82,500,000

    He sold almost nothing while alive. This is fine and not depressing at all.

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  • A Caribbean resort

    $88,000,000

    Two hundred staff, one infinity pool, and a hurricane season.

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  • A Picasso

    $103,000,000

    He made about 50,000 works. Scarcity is doing heavy lifting here.

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  • A five-star hotel

    $210,000,000

    You may now complain about the towels with real authority.

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  • A superyacht

    $315,000,000

    Running costs are about a tenth of the price. Every single year.

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  • The Salvator Mundi

    $450,300,000

    The most expensive painting ever sold, in 2017. Nobody is quite sure where it is.

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  • A Formula 1 team

    $900,000,000

    Ten of them exist. All of them lose money except about three.

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Genuinely absurd

  • A cruise ship

    $1,300,000,000

    A floating buffet with a norovirus subscription.

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  • A Premier League club

    $1,400,000,000

    Instantly become the most hated person in one specific city.

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  • Build a Burj Khalifa

    $1,500,000,000

    The tallest building on Earth, and it still has a queue for the lift.

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  • A skyscraper

    $1,650,000,000

    Congratulations, you are now in the elevator maintenance business.

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  • A national stadium

    $2,300,000,000

    Ninety thousand seats, used about twenty days a year.

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  • An airline

    $3,200,000,000

    The industry that has collectively never made money. Join in.

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  • An NFL team

    $6,300,000,000

    Thirty-two exist. They almost never come up for sale. You have the money though.

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  • A Hollywood studio

    $8,500,000,000

    You now greenlight sequels. That is the entire job.

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  • A nuclear power station

    $9,000,000,000

    Twelve years to build, eighty years of clean power, infinite paperwork.

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  • Host a World Cup

    $11,000,000,000

    One month of football, thirty years of stadium maintenance.

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  • An aircraft carrier

    $13,300,000,000

    A Gerald R. Ford-class carrier. Parking is going to be a problem.

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  • Host the Olympics

    $15,000,000,000

    Every host city says it will come in on budget. None ever has.

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  • A chain of 500 hotels

    $18,000,000,000

    Five hundred lobbies playing five hundred versions of the same song.

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  • A semiconductor fab

    $20,000,000,000

    The single most complicated building humans know how to make.

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  • Build a Channel Tunnel

    $21,000,000,000

    Fifty kilometres under the sea. Came in at roughly double its budget.

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  • A mega-dam

    $28,000,000,000

    Moves a river, powers a region, relocates a million people.

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  • A new capital city district

    $30,000,000,000

    Several countries have genuinely done this. It usually stays half empty.

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  • A high-speed rail line

    $35,000,000,000

    Announced in 2009. Opening in, let us say, 2041.

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  • Buy Twitter, again

    $44,000,000,000

    It went so well the first time. The 2022 price was exactly this.

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  • An entire metro system

    $52,000,000,000

    Two hundred stations. Every one of them will smell faintly of warm brake.

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  • Widen the Panama Canal

    $5,400,000,000

    The 2016 expansion cost about this. Ships got bigger anyway.

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  • A very long sea bridge

    $20,000,000,000

    Fifty-five kilometres of concrete over open water. China built one.

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Cosmic

  • A Falcon Heavy launch

    $97,000,000

    Sixty-four tonnes to orbit, and the boosters land themselves.

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  • An asteroid mining startup

    $500,000,000

    The business plan is "there is platinum up there". That is the whole plan.

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  • A satellite constellation

    $1,200,000,000

    Internet everywhere, plus streaks through every astronomer photograph.

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  • A radio telescope array

    $2,200,000,000

    Listens to the entire universe. Mostly hears microwave ovens.

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  • A Mars rover mission

    $2,700,000,000

    Perseverance. Landed on another planet, sent back photos of rocks. Worth it.

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  • A crewed Moon lander

    $2,900,000,000

    The bit that actually touches the surface. Also the scariest bit.

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  • A Large Hadron Collider

    $4,750,000,000

    27 kilometres of tunnel to smash very small things very hard.

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  • A Mars sample return

    $8,000,000,000

    Go to Mars, pick up a rock, come back. Somehow the hardest thing we have tried.

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  • A space telescope

    $10,000,000,000

    James Webb. Ran a bit over budget, then rewrote astronomy.

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  • A global positioning system

    $12,000,000,000

    Thirty-one satellites so your phone knows which side of the street you are on.

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  • A fusion reactor

    $22,000,000,000

    ITER. Thirty-five countries, forty years, and it has not switched on yet.

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  • A permanent lunar base

    $35,000,000,000

    Rent is astronomical and the commute is worse.

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  • A crewed Moon programme

    $93,000,000,000

    Artemis. Going back, this time to stay, allegedly.

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  • An International Space Station

    $150,000,000,000

    The most expensive object ever built, and it is just floating up there.

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Silly at scale

  • A Super Bowl ad

    $8,000,000

    Thirty seconds. Roughly $267,000 per second.

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  • An orchestra for a year

    $9,000,000

    Ninety musicians on permanent standby for your commute.

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  • A swimming pool of champagne

    $12,000,000

    Roughly 330,000 bottles. Do not attempt to swim in it.

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  • Fill a stadium with rubber ducks

    $6,700,000

    About 1.7 million ducks. Cleanup not included.

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  • Coffee for everyone in London

    $44,000,000

    Nine million flat whites. The queue would reach Scotland.

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  • A tonne of gold

    $108,000,000

    One metric tonne. You cannot lift it and it does nothing.

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  • Every house in a small town

    $180,000,000

    Four hundred homes. You are now the landlord of a postcode.

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  • A private cinema screening, nightly, for life

    $2,400,000

    Every night for fifty years. You will still not finish your watchlist.

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  • A pizza for every person in Texas

    $589,000,000

    Thirty-one million pizzas. Delivery in 30 minutes or it is free.

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  • Stadium naming rights

    $600,000,000

    Twenty years of commentators refusing to say your company name.

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  • A thousand people, employed for a year

    $85,000,000

    At $85,000 each. You now have a mid-sized company and no idea what it does.

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  • Plant a billion trees

    $3,000,000,000

    At roughly three dollars a sapling. The only genuinely good idea on this page.

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  • A banana for every person on Earth

    $8,100,000,000

    Eight point one billion bananas. Logistically, a catastrophe.

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  • Netflix for every American, for a year

    $64,000,000,000

    Three hundred and thirty million subscriptions. Nobody would still find anything to watch.

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  • Free wifi for a whole country

    $4,500,000,000

    Genuinely transformative. Also nobody would ever thank you.

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  • A thousand public libraries

    $5,000,000,000

    At five million each. Quietly one of the best things money can do.

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  • A giant solar farm

    $2,800,000,000

    Two gigawatts of nothing happening, loudly and cleanly.

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  • Pizza every day for a thousand years

    $6,935,000

    You will not live a thousand years. The pizza is non-transferable.

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  • A solid gold toilet

    $6,000,000

    One was made, exhibited, and then stolen. Genuinely.

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  • A large meteorite

    $1,200,000

    A rock that fell from space. Priced accordingly.

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  • A legally owned Moon rock

    $850,000

    Almost all of them are illegal to own. Almost.

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  • A Ferris wheel

    $8,500,000

    Two hundred feet of slowly going nowhere, in a circle, forever.

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Your receipt

You have not bought anything yet. The trillion is not going to spend itself.

Nobody can picture a trillion

The problem is linguistic. Million, billion and trillion rhyme, sit in the same sentence, and arrive in the same news bulletin, so the brain files them as three sizes of the same thing. They are not. Each one is a thousand times the last, and a thousand times is not a step up, it is a different world.

The clearest way to feel it is with seconds. A million seconds from now is about eleven and a half days away. A billion seconds is about thirty-two years โ€” a career. A trillion seconds is roughly thirty-one thousand seven hundred years, which puts you back before agriculture, before writing, before the last ice age ended. Same three words, three completely unrelated quantities.

Why buying everything expensive barely dents it

Work through this page from the top and you will notice something uncomfortable. The mansion, the private jet, the Lamborghini, the Van Gogh โ€” buy one of each and you have spent under two hundred million. That is 0.02% of your money. The bar at the top will not visibly move.

Everything most people mean by "rich" lives in the millions. A trillion is six orders of magnitude above a millionaire. To make the bar move you have to leave the world of personal possessions entirely and start buying infrastructure: skyscrapers, aircraft carriers, semiconductor plants, space programmes. That gap between "unimaginably rich" and "actually a trillion" is the thing this page exists to make you feel.

The hardest part is the last hundred dollars

Getting from a trillion to nearly nothing is easy. Getting to exactly zero is a puzzle, because the catalogue is full of awkward prices โ€” a $63 pair of jeans, a $7 lottery ticket, a $5,247 engagement ring. Once the big purchases are done you are left doing arithmetic with bananas, which is a fairly good summary of how budgets work at every scale.

Your brain does big numbers logarithmically

There is decent evidence that the untrained intuition for quantity is not linear but roughly logarithmic. Ask someone without formal schooling in number lines to place a value between one and a thousand, and the placements bunch up at the top: the gap between one and ten feels comparable to the gap between a hundred and a thousand, because each is a tenfold step.

Schooling trains that instinct out of us for small numbers. Nobody thinks a hundred is nearly the same as a thousand. But the training runs out well before it reaches a trillion, and above some threshold everyone reverts to the logarithmic default. Million, billion and trillion collapse back into "one big, one bigger, one biggest", spaced evenly, when the real gaps between them are each a factor of a thousand.

That is why a page like this has to be a scroll rather than a paragraph. You cannot argue someone out of a perceptual default with a sentence. You can only make them buy forty mansions and watch the bar refuse to move.

Where a trillion actually turns up

The number is not purely hypothetical. Several national economies produce more than a trillion dollars of output a year, a handful of individual companies have been valued above a trillion, and large government budgets and debts are routinely measured in them. When a news report says a figure "runs into the trillions", this page is roughly the unit it means.

Which is the genuinely useful thing to take away. The next time a number like that appears in a headline, you now have a physical sense of it: it is every mansion, jet, yacht and painting you can imagine buying, and then almost all of it still left over.

Where these numbers come from

They are realistic ballparks rather than quotes. Documented one-off transactions and published programme costs use the widely reported figure; everything else is a sensible market price for the category. The orders of magnitude are the part that has to be right, and those are. If a superyacht is really $340 million rather than $315 million, nothing this page is trying to teach you changes.

Questions people ask

How much is a trillion dollars, really?

A million seconds is about eleven and a half days. A billion seconds is about thirty-two years. A trillion seconds is roughly 31,700 years, which is longer ago than cave paintings. The words sound similar and the quantities are not remotely comparable.

Can I actually spend it all?

Yes, and hitting exactly zero is the real challenge. The catalogue is deliberately full of odd prices, so clearing the last few hundred dollars takes some arithmetic rather than one more yacht.

Are these real prices?

They are realistic ballpark figures, and the orders of magnitude are what matter. Documented one-off deals and published programme costs use the widely reported number. A superyacht listed at $315m rather than $340m does not change what the exercise teaches you.

Is my spending saved?

Your cart is saved in your own browser so you can come back and finish. It is never sent anywhere, and clearing your browser data resets it.

Why does the money go down so slowly?

Because that is the lesson. You can buy every single mansion, jet and Lamborghini on this page and still be nowhere near the bottom. Almost everything a person imagines as extreme wealth is a rounding error at this scale.